Offended

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!

I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!

by jcthunder May 15, 2010

offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".

Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".

by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016

offend.tk

A horribly offensive web site whose only intention was to affront, aggrieve, anger, annoy, antagonize, be disagreeable, chop, cool, cut up, disgruntle, disgust, disoblige, distress, disturb, exasperate, fret, gall, horrify, hurt, insult, irritate, jar, miff, nauseate, nettle, outrage, pain, pique, provoke, repel, repulse, rile, shock, sicken, sin, slight, slur, snub, sting, transgress, trespass, and upset seemingly innocent AIM users.

Conch Lord: I got laid off from Cable Vison in 1996
gLaMoRgUrL412: hard to explain my ass... tell me where u got my s/n for real

by Conch Lord August 2, 2004

Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

by Ultramega June 3, 2010

Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.

Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!

by two feet of cock March 17, 2009

young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.

Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.

by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018