by nayeoniwww May 27, 2022
some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
by ..brookkk April 24, 2021
by Phil Peterson November 04, 2007
Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.
by pinkandred17 March 06, 2009
Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
by Joe Iron August 18, 2007
by Eric Bloom October 25, 2007
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
by Take a hint. April 11, 2018