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octopussy

One female having eight vaginas, or one looking like having eight vaginas.
Matt Zylman was licking Mrs.Pafias's (a very fat lady) octopussy all afternoon.
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!
by Amy February 5, 2005
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octopussy

The chick that had the eight kids.
Octopussy doesn't get any welfare;Oh yeah just food stamps.
by 101Davie Boy February 26, 2009
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Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
by Scoone July 20, 2018
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octopussy

bitches that talk shit behind yo back but dont say shit to yo face
little girls and people named kaleb and sean are examples of an octopussy.
by the infamous matt grover March 23, 2008
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octopussy man

a bright blue bear body, with a pink octopuss for a head that makes a loud "scary" noise when you squeeze his tummy!
Gavin: did you bring octopussy man ?
Togsy: hes in my finding nemo backpack! =D
Gavin: cool, i got my curious georges in my spiderman backpack!
*both puts a thumbs up in each others faces*
by d= January 25, 2008
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alaskan octopussy

The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy
"wow i couldsure have my pussy slammed rite now"
"try the alaskan octopussy you bitch"
by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 21, 2009
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Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.
Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.
by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021
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