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objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat
by raybeez May 20, 2022
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Objective Finance per Capita

Objective Finance per Capita is the Concept that Objective Finance, and its associated scores can be measured for the individual, and how they're doing, in order to assess how much better they can make their live/financial situation through the use of Objective Economic Principles in their lives. Usually measured by Dividing your country's GDP per Capita by Its Objective Finance score, then multiplying that by the average of your earnings, before dividing that by the number of digits in your net worth. The Square root of that number should be your Objective Finance per Capita score!
Noah was Extremely surprised to find out that his Objective Finance per Capita score went from 2.4494897 to 2.6061125 over the course of a year
by Obviouslyperson April 27, 2023
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conscious objectioner

Has Simon played breath of the wild yet?

No, he's a total conscious objectioner.

What an asshole!
Yeah.
by linkyLinkyLinkalo July 12, 2020
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objectivism

The philosophy of Ayn Rand, who had one of the leading noses of her era; states that one's virtue is measured in their ability to be a self-obsessed egotist. Easily characterized by their slavish adherence to irony, in that the foloowers of this 'individualistic' (read-spoiled) philosophy tend to be some of the biggest tools you'll ever meet.

Also notable for it's idea that there is no disagreement among rational minds-this is basically the philosophical equivalent of an 8-year-old kid playing Cops & Robbers who totally just got shot, but all of a sudden claims he has "special bullet proof invincibility armor." Whatever, kid. For more, see douchebaggery.
Many over-achieving high-school students, in deeming that their parents are failures, turn to objectivism to feel better about themselves, but they're really just putting off the inevitable.
by Professor Afro June 1, 2006
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objectivist

"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand
1. Individualism and freedom are central to an objectivist's life
2. LIBERALS SUCK
by NYIsles April 28, 2003
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objective.jesussave.us

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.
I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.
by buddychrist May 13, 2005
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objectivist

(1) one who is selfish enough to take care of their own shit. (2) one willing to let others be wrong for the sake of freedom and the love of humanity.
by Lauren E. M. September 19, 2005
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