l'eau-oogle

To concurrently speak with authority on a subject you have no advanced knowledge of while also recognizing and appreciating that all of your knowledge on the subject was obtained while doing research on your phone while on the toilet.

From the French L'eau + google. The French “guardez l'eau”, meaning “watch out for the water”, refers to the medieval European practice of throwing the contents of chamber pots out the window and into the streets in a way not entirely dissimilar to the way "facts" are thrown into conversation in the early 21st century.

I heard shoving a cactus up your ass can prevent you from getting <disease of your choice> but what do I know, I just l'eau-oogle 'd that.

by itchymonkey December 28, 2021

dAnCiNxM oOgLe

1. One who commutes to college via mommy. See weaksauce
2. Someone of low attention span. ADD
2. Someone with a nipple on his ear.

dAnCiNxM oOgLe is a homosexual

by Monkey :D October 3, 2004

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood

This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.

by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood.

This balled oogle was found in a thrift store in Panama Beach, Florida.

by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

Boogle Oogle

When goo makes your hair and/or penis wet!

he just got Boogle Oogled by that slime!

by Urban 69er February 14, 2024

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024