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A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D
Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D
Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.
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Get the Offended mug.A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
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by Katie1979 January 11, 2009
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American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.
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