omfg

similar to omg, omfg is pronounced o-mm-ffeh-geh. to expres even more shock.

another history test omfg

by wheatley boy January 03, 2009

omfg

O my fucking God

Omfg girl those tights look fabulos

by Dicktionawy April 03, 2016

OMFG NOOB!

When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB!

-Example 1-

Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~

Guy: "Shut up noob."

Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol

Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?"

Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~"

Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g"

Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~"

Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Example 2-

*Noob uses a cheap tactic*

Guy: "Please dont do that."

Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~"
*Noob does it again*

Guy: "Dude just stop!"

*Noob does it again*

Guy: "STOP!"

Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~
*Noob does it again*

Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DUH_ July 01, 2009

OMFG&J

Oh my fucking god & jesus.

An added element of the popular "Oh my god"

*Mark gets punched in the face*

Steve: "OMFG&J that bully is mean!"

by cjredskin92 July 23, 2009

omfg faggot

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Faggot.

Pretty straightforward really.

omfg faggot, such a n00b!

by I_beat_the_stig_last_year! January 20, 2011

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

omfg bawls

Comming from the root,
Oh my fucking god meaning Oh my! an exclamation of disbelief
& bawls which is an energy drink.
but is also used as an replacement
for god, to avoid using the lords name in vain.

Hurrah!
No way!
Oh my, energy drink!
whats happening?
dont rape me!!
etc.

"omfg bawls moriah get your penis out my ass" or
"OMFG clare you look like death"

by martha bby! January 14, 2009