obtuse

usually when and angle is more than 90 degrees but less than 180. Or can be used to call someone fat for example George.

person 1: George is obtuse
person 2: yeah I know right a lot like that angle there! lolololol

by Jimmy Savile1234 June 23, 2021

obtf

short for: One Bridge Too Far.

1) Used to express that a certain goal is unattainable.

2)Used in a conversation to state someone has made a comment beyond good values (for example: topics such as homosexuality, necrophilia, beastiality)

AD 1:
<A> I can jump across this river!
<B> For me that's one bridge too far.

AD 2:
<A> Yesterday I had sexual intercourse with a dead dog
<B> OBTF!!!

by d_dude March 4, 2005

Lets Obtain the Grain

Instead of lets get this bread lets try Lets obtain the grain

Grocery list: Bread
OK boys Lets obtain the grain

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

Obtuse Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.

I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.

by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

ObTopic

Obligatory Topic.

On an internet forum or board, used to segue back to the topic at hand after the discussion has diverted off on a tangent.

Post 1: X is expensive.
Post 2: I didn't get an X, I got a Y instead, really cheap.
Post 3: My Y broke really quickly.
Post 4: I imported my Y from Iceland.
Post 5: Did you know they don't have a Z in Iceland?
Post 6: No, I didn't. ObTopic: If you're looking for an X for cheap, try the post office.

by txxm October 18, 2008

obtusenness

The Quality of Being Obtuse

I am Amazed, though not Amused, by Your Obtusenness.

by Roger Zero November 20, 2009

obtrocious

A combination of obtrusive and atrocious. Describes something that is both of those: in the way and highly unappealing.

Jeremy: Dude. Get this cut out of the Jersey Shore cast out of the living room. It's obtrocious.

by boyboyboyboyboy January 11, 2012