oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

by robotHouse February 12, 2008

Oats

The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.

Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing

by öat January 17, 2017

Haulin' Oats

a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!

by JopertG December 17, 2010

sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

Oatsing

Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly to John Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.

Did you see that dancing when "Private Eyes" came on? He was Oatsing.

also

I am Oatsing to get the new Hall and Oates CD "Home for Christmas"

by Updawg January 7, 2008

Hall'n Oats

To travel at a very fast rate to reach a destination when running late.

Dude:"Where are you bro? REO Speedwagon is about to go on stage!"
Other Dude:" We're Hall'n Oats on the freeway man, we'll be there in five minutes!

by Liz Williamson May 15, 2008

oats

Noun.

1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.

2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g

1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"

2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"

by BroonBear May 17, 2010