napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.

I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.

by 89sky07 January 2, 2012

Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013

Napslep

Napslep is a tiktoker also ex twitch streamer, she's known for playing among us and Minecraft.

Omg is that napslep???

by Crackcat April 7, 2022

nwapism

The ideology or belief of something that was never a problem before. This is named after the acronym "never was a problem" or nwap.

The practice of nwapism should be widespread.

by Doctor WTF April 11, 2022

Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

Naps

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003

Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod

Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.

by Biddy August 4, 2005