Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?
Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?
Jake- I-
Mom- *throws nutella at him*
Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?
Jake- I-
Mom- *throws nutella at him*
by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020
A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.
by beecociella065 June 1, 2014
Not to be confused with the heavenly hazelnut spread Nutella, nutella is
1) a fancy word for nut (to nut) and/or
2) the girl version of nutting.
Pronounced as nuh-tella, contrary to Nutella being new-tella.
1) a fancy word for nut (to nut) and/or
2) the girl version of nutting.
Pronounced as nuh-tella, contrary to Nutella being new-tella.
*girl sends nudes* rich dude: damn I'm going to nutella
*sexy dude walks by* girl: I'm about to nutella
*sexy dude walks by* girl: I'm about to nutella
by AmaranthineFog January 16, 2017
commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom
made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven
made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven
by man with large wanger May 5, 2006
by paulaner November 20, 2003
by AmeliaJane January 29, 2009
she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night
by hersss December 1, 2010