Nutella

a chocolate hazelnut spread that is so good it'll make you wanna eat it out of the jar

Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?

Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?

Jake- I-

Mom- *throws nutella at him*

by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020

Nutella

A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.

Girl: OMG I love nutella she is so relatable!!!!!11!

by beecociella065 May 31, 2014

Nutella

Not to be confused with the heavenly hazelnut spread Nutella, nutella is

1) a fancy word for nut (to nut) and/or

2) the girl version of nutting.

Pronounced as nuh-tella, contrary to Nutella being new-tella.

*girl sends nudes* rich dude: damn I'm going to nutella

*sexy dude walks by* girl: I'm about to nutella

by AmaranthineFog January 16, 2017

Nutella

commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven

"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"

by man with large wanger May 16, 2006

Nutella

the act of nutting see nut or bust a nut

She punched me mid stream and I nutella all over her ear.

by paulaner November 20, 2003

nutella

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009

Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 2, 2010