Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

by P_Nuts March 25, 2011

right wing nut job

Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.

That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!

by Michael Sutthampham October 23, 2005

Nujobi

meaning... "everyone is worth something, all the time".

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If facebook is worth 100 billion and they rely on your content then what are you worth?

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Nujobi it, make them pay

The 1% control the internet unless you Nujobi

by Nujabes October 22, 2012

nunjob

The act of oral sex, when it involves a nun.

I received a fantastic nunjob in the vestibule last Sunday.

by Philatlarge September 17, 2007

nutjobocracy

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.

Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.

by Sinergy July 24, 2009

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

nutgobbler

A.) One who places a person's testicles in his or her mouth for the soul purpose of inflicting physical and emotional pain.

B.) A South Park character.

C.) A whore who sucks big balls.

D.) Any person who has ever been called one of the following: Louis, Ben, or Joey.

Man, you're such a nutgobbler. You practically bit them off!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006