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Nudge and burst policy 

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …

Nudge-Maxxing 

Seeing how many times you can reach the point of an erection during an allotted time.
dude, I nudged 44 times last period!
(Nudge-Maxxing)

wink wink nudge nudge 

Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.
"I am so hungry. I wish someone would let me have a bite of his candy bar...wink wink nudge nudge"
Word of the Day on January 23, 2020

Camel Nudge 

when a guy is getting his hair cut by a female hairdresser, as she leans over from the side, his elbow is conveniently nudged by her vagina..in some cases the hairdresser will even rest her camel on the elbow..
i was in the hairdressers the other day, and the fit bird cutting my hair camel nudged me!
Camel Nudge by blahblahblah124 November 22, 2010

Nut nudge 

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
Nut nudge by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016

wink wink nudge nudge 

"Wink wink nudge nudge" followed by "say no more, say no more," is a statement popularized by Eric Idle in his Monty Python days in the early 1970s. The winks and nudges are verbal explications of gestures people make when they want to pass on something sly (a wink of the eye and an elbow in the other person's side, nudging). The "say no more" extender means, rather literally, "You don't have to tell me anything more."

This buzz term (or terms) was used when Idle played a character (usually opposite fellow Pythoner Terry Jones as a stuffy Brit), who persistently (and wrongly) tried to put a sniggering sexual implication on perfectly ordinary situations:

-- Idle: "Your secretary, she's a bit of a goer, isn't she?"

-- Jones (perplexed): "Umm, perhaps."

-- Idle: "Wink wink nudge nudge. Say no more, say no more."

Within the past 30 years "Wink wink nudge nudge" has also taken on almost its exact opposite meaning, used sarcastically to mean something along the lines of "I'm sure it's painfully obvious to us both."
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"Look at her, do you think she runs, do you think she runs?"

"I'm not sure what you mean."

(Very broadly): "Wink wink nudge nudge say no more, say no more."

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"Did you have any idea that Senator X was closeted and gay?"

"Oh, wink wink nudge nudge. Anyone gay, or anyone working in official Washington (D.C.) knew it already."
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Blunt Nudge 

the nudge you give your homie to take the blunt while riding and smoking, since the music's too loud and he cant hear you, therefore you nudge him.
*Music Blaring*
Andy:YO!!, HELLO!!, THE BLUNT!!!!
(homie ignores and continues driving)
( blunt nudges homie)Andy: Here Dude, damn!, heres the blunt
Mike:Why Didnt you say so?
Andy:Screw You Dude
Blunt Nudge by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010