Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.

OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.

Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.

by EpicGoG December 13, 2019

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025