Norwegian Diet 

A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.

We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!

Norwegian Diet by TAWD DUKE October 28, 2008

Norwegian Torchblower 

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.

Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.

Norwegian Torchblower by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010

Norwegian Hammer 

Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.

This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.

"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"

"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."

"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"

Norwegian Hammer by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006

Norwegian Black Metal 

A genre specific to bands that hail from Norway and play Black Metal. It is one of the most famous genres in the Metal subculture, mostly due to the crimes, multiple church arsons, murders, and violence that surrounds it.

Norwegian Black Metal bands include (but are not limited to)
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Immortal, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Enslaved.

If it wasn't for all of the (bored) crazy fucking Norwegians, Black Metal, particularly Norwegian Black Metal, would be nowhere but further underground.

Norwegian Black Metal by HellisBoundless August 14, 2007

Norwegian Donk Slapper 

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

Norwegian Donk Slapper by Bailmom November 6, 2011

Norwegian Sawhorse 

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.

Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

Norwegian Sawhorse by Javarris Jamar Javarison-Lamar December 3, 2013

Norwegian drive-by 

Biathlon.

Victim #1: "Hey, there's a guy coming our way, on skis, and he's got a rifle strapped around his shoulder! WTF does he want?"

Victim #2: "Og shit! Get down!! It's a Norwegian drive-by!!"

Norwegian drive-by by The Incredible nerd/junkie March 6, 2010