The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.
To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.
The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.
Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.
The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.
Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.
The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.
In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.
Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).
(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.
The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.
Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.
The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.
Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.
The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.
In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.
Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).
(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
Last night Dr. Strangelove experimented with noobsauce in an attempt to infect Soviet militants only to find himself infected this morning.
"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
by Pablo Nella July 17, 2007
Get the noobsauce mug.When someone in management makes poor decisions that are not based on any form of reasoning other than a "gut feeling". The decisions cause unnecessary amounts of work while having a waterfall effect that can cause incredibly undesirable results. The lack of real knowledge about their decisions doesn't prevent them from happening and it's impossible to reason against. The end result usually increases stress and ends up causing late nights, short weekends and no vacations.
Usually short bosses provide the instructions from their superiors, snow balling the effects to an even larger degree of Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.
Usually short bosses provide the instructions from their superiors, snow balling the effects to an even larger degree of Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.
Boss: I noticed that your car is moving fine on it's own. What if we took the tires off of it and then you pushed it instead of driving it? It's friday night but I want you to start on the project right away.
Also, I don't want you to slow down traffic so figure out some way to prevent that...
You: Yes sir/ma'am.
You now need to perform Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole to make your boss happy even though it is Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.
Very similar to stupid, retarded, unnecessary, outrageous, unintelligent, nonsensical, cocamamie, irrational, rigamarole
Also, I don't want you to slow down traffic so figure out some way to prevent that...
You: Yes sir/ma'am.
You now need to perform Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole to make your boss happy even though it is Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.
Very similar to stupid, retarded, unnecessary, outrageous, unintelligent, nonsensical, cocamamie, irrational, rigamarole
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Very athletic, handsome, cool, funny, crazy just outta this world. Very annoying but lovable .
When young he is very attractive, fun, and pesty ...but as he grows older he becomes this irresistible sex god that women can't keep their eyes off but still he lives with morals and principles.
He is incredible in bed and just can't help but be flirty. The best at strafing and canting babes
sly dog he is warm hearted and high spirited gives the funniest nicknames and is just the best friend a girl could ask for ; )
Very athletic, handsome, cool, funny, crazy just outta this world. Very annoying but lovable .
When young he is very attractive, fun, and pesty ...but as he grows older he becomes this irresistible sex god that women can't keep their eyes off but still he lives with morals and principles.
He is incredible in bed and just can't help but be flirty. The best at strafing and canting babes
sly dog he is warm hearted and high spirited gives the funniest nicknames and is just the best friend a girl could ask for ; )
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1: I knew it you and Nonso are best friends lol u would make the cutest couple
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by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008
Get the pwning noobs mug.the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.
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Get the Noobsapian mug.The nickname William Beckett, singer of The Academy Is, gave to his daughter Genevieve. For two years, he denied her existence, calling her “Wikipedia nonsense”, hence her nickname.
He however confirmed her existence in an interview for AP magazine.
He however confirmed her existence in an interview for AP magazine.
- Have you heard? William Beckett admitted he has a two-year-old kid called Genevieve!
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- Oh! You mean Wikipedia Nonsense! Of course I know!
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