noony

an unknown meta physical beast obscured by its own excretia, whose exertions cause vibrations detectable in the physical plane.

"whats that...feels kinda..."
"its just the Noony, get back to work"

by Timmy FeNimminidtz August 12, 2003

noony

something certain, doubtless.

"sweet ass."
"noony!"

by Breadless August 16, 2003

Noonies

A group of Vaginas.

RUUUUN! The bad man's trying to touch our Noonies

Alec, we know you're gay but do you want to try touching a noony before you decide?

by CynicalMofo November 10, 2014

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)

I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!

by cblair007 February 21, 2014

noony nostril

a oversized hole in your nose from doing too much cocaine

steve-o has a noony nostril

by CBJdoe October 29, 2009

noony

Directly following on from any banoony instance.

"inevitably the noony ensued."

by Jody Hoskins August 16, 2003