noobitis

a disease usally contracted by people who do not have the attesion span to compeditave an any sort of game

omg that guy maneged to throw a plasma grenade and stick himself with it completely by accident he must hav freakin noobitis

by lolephant January 28, 2009

noobishness

the adjective of someone that is a noob. noob stemmed from the latin root newbie means someone that is new to something.

person 1: i heard u made out with ryan
person 2: yea, it was aight, he didnt kno wat he was doing tho
person 1: yea well someone had to take his noobishness away

by daggish February 2, 2010

noobish

it means some one who is a nerd or is acting like one

oh my god andrew is so noobish

by random-persons September 11, 2006

Noobishrex

A person who is completely ignorant about his/her surroundings. A Noobishrex is a giant newb you could say. They do not know anything about one topic or another.

Newb: Is there a bank here?
Jaggoff: Are you kidding me? You're such a Noobishrex.

by xKBx August 11, 2008

noobitis

Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013

noonith

Noonith - around noon sometime

I’ll be there around noonith ...

no set time but at noonith ........

We will be there around noonith to meet you.

by Judy Ann May 19, 2018

Noobathen

Noobathen is anyone who is clueless, clumsy, and is oblivious to the world around them. They try to shine, but their inability to walk, run, or even exist, gets in the way.

Your such a noobathen.
Ugh, what a noobathen.
Why are you acting like a noobathen?

by Ms. basil leaf October 16, 2018