Bruno

The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!

Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*

by Bruno's secret female lover July 29, 2009

Bruno

The personification of ugly: Just some annoying bread head who is as Gay as a three dollar bill and thinks that he's always right.

A: Look at that Bruno over there!
B:you mean that ugly Kid that sucks at Skateboarding?
A:exactly.

by Ficknudel November 22, 2021

Bruno

A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!

Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!

by Diety CZ February 03, 2010

Bruno

a Bruno is a dumb voice in your head telling you not to do things

silenzio bruno!

by the tortilla boy July 06, 2021

Bruno

The ultimate pen merchant. If your friend scores 98 % penalties , he can be a bruno as well. Brunos are gays . Brunos never win trophies . Brunos dive and scream "aaaaahahhhhhhhh". Bruno can never be as good as kdbs. Brunos are just penalties. Penchester united will suffer for their sins.

He brunod his buttocks

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

bruno

someone we do not talk about around here

we dont talk about bruno

by radius97 February 17, 2023

Bruno

That little voice inside your head that says you can't do or achieve anything and tells you to give up.

Luca: I can't do it!
Alberto: Hey- I know your problem! You've got a Bruno™ in your head. You gotta shut him up: say, Silenzio, Bruno!
Luca: ...Silenzio, Bruno.
Alberto: Louder! Silenzio Bruno!
Luca: SILENZIO BRUNO!

by Manaddict bandersnatch July 13, 2021