nifty

the act of exhaling smoke immediately after inhaling causing no effect and a waste of weed.

Nathan was totally pulling a nifty the other day.

by thewinnerscircle October 14, 2015

Ten-Ninety

Also 1090, ten percent in front, ninety percent in back. Refers to the popular southern haircut know as the mullet.

Yo Brandon, check out that ten-ninety on aisle 6!

by AndeeUnit August 26, 2004

Upper Ninety

One of the two top corners of a goal in a sporting event such as a soccer or lacrosse game. "Upper" refers to the top, "Ninety" refers to the ninety degree corner. They are the same as the 3 and 4 holes on an ice hockey goal. The Upper Ninety is an area of the goal that is hard to hit with the ball (due to small area and proximity to goal posts) but it is typically even harder for the goalie to cover the corners, thus making an Upper Ninety shot a feat of skill.

Jack shot from too far out but hit the upper ninety and scored anyway because the goalie couldn't jump that far and that fast to block the ball.

Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.

by BTBD April 8, 2010

ninety in a sixty-five

90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!

the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five

by kiidee December 9, 2008

nifty sex

When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.

70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."

"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."

by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Niftys

Doing something niftys, if something isnt good done or broken, you try to ignore it and start something new and hope its exciting enough that all forget about the former project.

I wasnt in the mood to do dishes late at night, so i out it dirty in the cupboard and thought lets do it Niftys and just buy new one tomorrow.

by Anonymous 232323 October 25, 2022