Play-nexted

Hostile takeover of the establishments Juke Box. Spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with shitty country music.

Some douche bag in the cowboy hat "Play-nexted" all my songs on the juke box.

by Le Shawn May 21, 2015

nexted

1. To get rid of your current date, and move on to the next date. Created from the MTV show "NEXT"

Wow, he got nexted in under a minute

by Dagnast April 29, 2005

nextflix and chill

When a guy asks a girl over to "Netflix" with him, but they fuck instead.

Guy: "Wanna come over and Nextflix and Chill?"
Girl:"Ew no! Thirsty!"

by skankrat April 21, 2016

Nextellin'

when one is all over the business at hand; "I'm on that". From the Nextel comericals.

D1"Did you finish that job?"
D2"Yes."
D1"You're Nextellin'!"

by jdeezy June 26, 2003

Nexterbation

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

by bb_424 October 26, 2012

Nextologist

Those I.T employees that get through life by clicking Next -> Next -> Finish on software installs. They typically cause only problems that others end up fixing. They are also known as the bane of I.T.

I cannot believe they asked that Nextologist to install our new environment, now it's going to take forever to redo.

by KrugerJacoH March 17, 2017

nextolia

When one of your friends mispronounces your username

Friend: what's your username
Him again: Nextolia
Other friends: laughing their ass off

by unkownnigga10 December 7, 2021