Newts

The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.

Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!

by Yippikia February 27, 2013

newt

a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.

Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!

by god April 12, 2005

newting

The act of flirting with someone who owns a newt.

Ever since Tracy got that thing her and Jon have been newting like crazy

Nah, they flirt all the time.

by yankeefann5567 June 9, 2010

newt

Pooping on a cat

i newted all over mr bonkers.

by Danny boy14 June 11, 2009

newt

A nice elegant woman thanks

A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt

by Criostoir Hulme September 21, 2005

Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011