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any word in a sentence whether it be adjective, noun, verb, or adverb
That new guy is so new, his newness reminds me of the newly washed new i was newing at earlier.
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a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"
- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!
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Here is the six o'clock North East West South, with Franklin K. Stamford
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An advertising medium used by vested interests to push alternative facts to the ignorant masses.

Usually used in order to swing elections to a favored party, or re-enforce an authoritarian regime.
I read in the 'news' today that scientists are all involved in an elaborate left wing conspiracy on the climate change hoax. I've been using it as evidence to shoot down woke inner city latte sipping lefties on social media who are complaining about their towns being covered in smoke and ravaged by bushfires in Australia.
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New is a synthetic material and it was originally developed as a rubber replacement. But it is nowadays used everywhere from igloos to spandex pants and it has mostly replaced old. The first new factories were located in Jersey. Later there were so much new production there that people called it humorously New Jersey. Nowadays there is a movement lead by Ashton Kutcher against using new because large corporations are accused of using child labour in the production of new. If you have a lot of otherwise useless old you can polish it with new.

New is manufactured and sold all over the world, but it can sometimes be rather expensive. In that case old can be a good substitute of new. If you are really handy you can make new yourself.
“Why can't it be old?”

~ Oscar Wilde on new
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a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛”, meaning vulgarly "suck my dxxk".Like "show show way" or "can can need", it has the same Chinese pronunciation with these irrelevant English words.
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