netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes

"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 29, 2019

Netflix and Swill

Get shitface drunk and binge-watch a bunch of bullshit shows on Netflix.

Imma Netflix and Swill with a bottle of Jack and a season of Too Hot To Handle.

by FeelLuckyPunk May 11, 2022

Netflix and Scroll

A euphemism for inviting someone over to your place to engage in scrolling on your phone with Netflix playing in the background. Thus the expression, "let's Netflix and Scroll!" should be understood by the invitee as "let's come over to my place and scroll!"

Shirley: what should we do this weekend?
Isaac: idk, we could always Netflix and Scroll
Shirley: I'm 100% down for some Netflix and Scrolling

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 23, 2026

Netflix main event syndrome

When the main event fighters in a LIVE event on Netflix are toned down and boring. The fighters each make so much money either way win or lose so they just simply do not care enough to go 100% for their fight. It’s underwhelming. Boring. Not what it could be.

Q: “Damnnn, why didn’t Paul just kill Tyson then?
A: “Netflix main event syndrome got him. It hits hard when you make millions win or lose. He just doesn’t care enough. He’s already cashing out so good from it.”

“Come on! Hit each other! Do something!”
“You really expected a good figut? Netflix main event syndrome takes away all the excitement!”

by vinnay420 July 12, 2025

Netflix main event syndrome

The phenomena where fighters in the main event for a LIVE event on Netflix don’t go 100% because they are making so much money either way that they simply do not care if they win or lose anymore. They’re toned down. It’s not as intense as it should be. They don’t want to get hurt. They just want their fatty paycheck from Netflix.

1: “Why didn’t Jake Paul just kill Mike Tyson then?”
2: “Netflix main event syndrome got to him. He didn’t care enough after all the money he was guaranteed to get either way from this fight.”

1: “Come on! Hit each other! What are you doing?”
2: “You expected a good fight? Netflix main event syndrome takes all that away! They just want their Netflix money.”

by vinnay420 July 12, 2025

Swedish Netflix

A euphemism for The Pirate Bay, a famous BitTorrent tracker site commonly used to download movies.

bro: dude, where did you get your movies from now that blockbuster shut down?
dude: bro, i get my shit from swedish netflix.
bro: ???

by dolphinsballoon724 March 14, 2012

Straight to Netflix

A modern adaptation of 'Straight to DVD', it's when a movie is so terrible and low-grossing that it doesn't even get a physical DVD release, rather goes exclusively to streaming services such as Netflix. They are typically made by failed art students with a $1000 budget and premiered at some film festival in a town you never heard of.

Did you hear about that movie 3-Headed Shark Attack? Straight to Netflix.

by sex_penis_lol July 15, 2020