NEMO

background info: we've all heard there are other fishes in the sea. i've decided to name one of those types of fishes.

Noun. a male with a small member. nemo has a small fin that doesnt work very well..so that characteristic can be applied as well.

don't fuck him he's a nemo. =)

by littopurpleqt March 30, 2009

Nemoed

Also known as

“Nemo”
“Nemoing”

When you reach 1st base to a “children’s movie”

So what did you guys do last night?

We did nemoed all night man

by A.G.Raps April 8, 2018

nemo

a joke or other informative nugget circulated ad nauseum via email, usually by someone unaware the recipients of their email have seen the entry many many times

named after the 'Found Nemo' parody image of the Pixar-Disney movie "Finding Nemo", in which the main fish character has been Photoshopped into a sushi platter

by giraffe-o September 14, 2005

a nemo

The act of dipping the male genitalia into a fish tank, then proceeding to get the genitalia stuck in the water filter.

Last night I did a nemo and had to go to the hospital.

by wow!?#* March 10, 2020

Nemos

A word used to describe nude emos and amateur girls who post n00ds on the internets.



*nude + emo = nemo

Nick: Dude, look at this super hot .rar full of nemos!

Ron: Nicee!

by Turbo Ricky April 21, 2009

NEMO

The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!

Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!

Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.

Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.

Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!

by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008

NEMO!

What is often heard in Sushi bars and Jap resturants upon recieving your appetizer!

Found NEMO!

by Abysslooksback65 December 21, 2003