Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.

Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.

by Assassinador May 28, 2011

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needinessitis

The extreme need for affection that will cause a person to take someone else's spouse, sleep with the same sex, give it up to a boyfriend or girlfriend before marriage or engage in masterbation.

The group of young women were diagnosed in having needinessitis, a desperate need for affection.

by 4 Real Mom February 3, 2010

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Needling

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.

Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"

by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010

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needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009

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nerding

frat term for going to clubs with the sole intent on picking up geeky girls,either gangly or chubby,overbites,glasses or braces,etc,because they don't get fucked much and will be really wild and let you degrade them-like shooting on thier glasses or slapping thier fat asses.
(I say this only because nerdy girls are hot,and usually have awesome personalities to make up for feeling like they are 'flawed' in society,and nerdy girls span all races and body types....you can talk about star wars with them and have hot sex. definately overlooked as a species.)

"Me,Jeff an Brad are going nerding at the Jinx tonight-wanna come? some emo band's playing,it should be thick!"

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

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