near tears 

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

near tears by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.

I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.

Near-love experience by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

near death experience by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

near blizzard-like conditions 

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

near blizzard-like conditions by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

Near Beard 

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

Near Beard by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

near vegan 

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

near vegan by Usern789 October 5, 2011

near Miss 

an almost successful pickup

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.

near Miss by Oerzzz January 14, 2010