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Laptop Nazism

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy
I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.
by Aramano April 13, 2010
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narisma

A badass girl, with dyed hair( usually green) who likes bands, has large glasses and is superly awesomely cool
That girl with that last name, Narisma is super cute and awesome
by nickvoodles047 October 14, 2015
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Nazism

National socialism, usually remembered by the criminality of the Nazi party of Germany (or The national German worker's party). It followers want socialistic ideas on a national level. It is usually ruled by a dictatorship and all businesses are state-owned or owned by high ranking people.
Nazism
by Nationalistiqua May 13, 2018
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Raspberry soda Nazism

Raspberry soda Nazism is a non-political ideology which is practiced by any and all whom wish to make fun of Nazis, racists, jews, niggers and just about anything which can be remotely associated with the subject.

A Raspberry soda Nazi isn't really racist, and doesn't believe in the teachings of Hitler. On the contrary, he denounces actual racism and only uses it as a tool for trolling, joking and lulz.
"Dude, are you a fucking nazi?!"
"No, I'm a follower of Raspberry soda Nazism, it's just for the lulz. I'd really just open the borders."
by hallonsoda February 8, 2010
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ironic nazism

Being a Nazi ironically. A common alibi used to shield the behavior of today's Nazis from criticism, as though irony somehow makes their actions OK .

In "Anti-Semite and Jew," written shortly after WWII, Jean-Paul Sartre writes that insincerity was also a common defense mechanism of the Hitler-led Nazis.
Nazi who stabbed two people who tried to defend a Muslim: I was just verbally abusing her ironically. It's their faults for taking it seriously and trying to come to her defense.

Another modern-day Nazi: You better go into hiding you inferior-race jewish slut or I'll kill you
(Jewish woman goes into hiding)
Modern-day Nazi: Ha, I was just threatening her ironically, that dumb cunt. I don't actually think Jews are an inferior race at all. It was ironic Nazism.
by Catty McGee May 30, 2017
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Naismith

A dorm at KU filled to the brim with Jews, and kids from (spoiled)Chicago. Located next to a porn shop and Oliver Hall. Also called the Nai Nai, the Nai, and Naiberg.
Dude one: Hey dude are you going over to Naismith to get drunk tonight?
Dude two: Fuck yeah man lets get girls drunk and take advantage of them!
by A guy who lives in the Nai October 27, 2008
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NamisMom

A slut that outclasses even GolbezMom, and VampMom in whorey-fattyness.
Guy 1: "Woah, who's the new chick?"
Guy 2: "...She's a NamisMom."
Guy 1: "Oh, I guess I've seen and slept with her before then."
by Mr Timworth May 17, 2006
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