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August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!
by blungoid June 17, 2023
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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."
by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
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national shorts day

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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