by blungoid June 17, 2023

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
