Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

nachosurf

To pick the meaty, incredibly cheesy and most toppingly-distributed part of nachos, which is usually at the top of the ubiquitous dish. Overly selfish selection of foods that are meant to be shared.

If I have to eat anymore naked chips because of Steve’s goddamn nachosurfing, I’m going to stab him with a fork!!

by Crotch Angle Defintions November 23, 2018

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

idi nahoi

Fuck you on Russian. Usually heard in Counter Strike of some mad Russian who can't play the game

*dies in CS*
"Cyka blyat idi nahoi"

by Kusemannenslikkerkoss December 15, 2015

nachopussy

A pussy that does not belong to you.

Hey man!!! put that back thats nachopussy.

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

Nahom

Nahom means light skin with long dick

I need to get me a nahom

by LifeSaverBoom January 26, 2017

nacho fever

The urge to go balls deep in a steamy hot Mexican lawnmower

So I was at Walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!

by Fluffy_tiger97 August 9, 2017