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NARPS

A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.
NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.
by kparian April 22, 2010
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Nangs

a small metal cylinder that contains N2O (NOT CO2 or any carbon compoud).
Inhaled as a 'party drug' that gives headspins-mild. Slowed sence of reality-medium. And blackouts where time can pass normally but seem to stop (extreme) It also leaves the user with a euphoric sensation.
I breathe in one nang, I'm just dizzy, so I breathe through it, keep inhaling. I keep going, four nangs now starting to loose my hands,the buzzing glitch starts, I'm a second a head yet still a moment behind. keep going. I black out I wake, not remembering blacking out, my friends seem like they play a cruel joke on me in which hours and events have passed but they're still stuck in 8 hours ago.
by jaenie March 30, 2009
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nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010
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nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.
by David August 9, 2003
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narmsane

another way of saying 'know what i'm sayin'
Sae: narmsane?
Durty D: yeh i know what you're saein
by swaggleb@stard July 23, 2009
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Nardsville

The term nardsville is used to describe the jack! He is an amazing talented football player, with a delightful body and nice pecks.
Chris says: woo, whos that! hes hot!
Tyrone: Oh thats nardsville, hes such a hunk!
by Carloss31 April 11, 2011
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nargoyle

A disgustingly hideous woman; could be compared to a gargoyle perching atop Notre Dame.
Dam son, Emily is a nargoyle.
by JDMill November 21, 2011
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