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Naperville

A rich, primarily white town, with not much to do. Once reported after you do everything there is to do in Naperville once, there is nothing to do. The public schools are superior to the private ones, and music programs in the public schools are amongst the best in the nation.
Neuqua Valley----> Won the Grammy award for #1 music school in the country.

Frequently asked questions from other schools:

" So do you go to Neuqua?"
" Yeah why?"
" Are you rich?"
by Stephens July 1, 2005
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Naperville

A suburb of Chicago where most drivers break laws because they feel that they are better than the rest of the world.
Find another route; I'm not going through Naperville because of those selfish drivers.
by gooddriver April 3, 2011
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Napier

If you live here for too long, you WILL get pregnant
Person One: Hey I ended up leaving Napier after high school and went travelling/ studying. Since then I've met heaps of new friends and found a rewarding career. What did you get up to?

Person Two: Oh wow, I stayed in Napier, now have three children and I'm not even 20 yet. It's great because all my friends who stayed in Napier have babies too. We just LOVE getting pregnant here! Other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.
by bluebabendedabenda September 10, 2011
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Naperville

A town in Illinois in which if you make less than $150,000 you are considered the working poor.
Joe-"your parents only make $100,00?!?"

Bob-"yea, why?"

Joe-"how do you afford to live"
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"if you wear any target/Wal-Mart clothing in Naperville, nobody will look at you (otherwise than for Jokes).
by its all Blargh! July 23, 2011
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Name Nabber

A customer who demands on getting your name even though you’ve already told them and you’re wearing a name tag because they want to bitch about shit that never happened or things that they imagined.
Mr. Gonzalez was a major name nabber. He’ll write that shit down and then bitch about you to a manager 3 weeks later for some made up bullshit.

Sheila knew the customer was a name nabber so she told him that her name was Sharon.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Naperville North High School

A large high school in Naperville, Illinois. Their mascot is the huskies. Like Naperville Central, it is consistently rated one of the top high schools in the state of Illinois. The average ACT score of a Naperville North student is between a 24 and 25, much higher than the national average of 20. A student that does not go to college after North is considered a failure.

It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.

One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.

In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
North student A "Ugh I got a 28 on my ACT I'm so stupid!"
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"

Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"

North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."

North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."

Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
by #bangme March 6, 2010
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Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys

Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
by Suck on this bitchhheez November 27, 2009
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