Negative XP

Based and Chad artist.
May be an incel but only because girls never leave him alone.
Hot Korean chad.
Slays the E-girls and thots.
His songs and covers are blessings from God.
Knows the real cure for cancer.
Makes incelcore garage punk music.

Closeted gay.
Would beat up Kurt Cobain.
Literally super hot

"Damn, who's that hot Korean guy over there?"
"That's Negative XP, hottest man alive."

by Kupid<3 January 17, 2021

negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

negative iq

invisible beam produced by dumb people that makes you feel dumber

all kpop stans have negative iq

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 6, 2022

negative sideburns

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

Negative Slacker

A person who is spending less and less time waisting time, becoming more uptight. Can be contracted to negslacker. One who in in the act described above can be accused of negative slacking or negslacking.
Can be further contracted to negslackin'

Yo Kirk, man don't let this happen again! Becoming a negative slacker has been the downfall of many a gamer, podcaster and online social networker.
Joe, you've been working late every night lately.
Stop negslackin' the group and come bowling with us tonight. You need to chill.

by Badwsky February 7, 2009

Negative Loan

When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.

Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.

by Jiraiya's Soul March 22, 2009

Negative Planetariums

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.

Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.

by bladzes October 4, 2009