Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

Nostril Farts

When you have a blocked nose and you inhale or especially,exhale it sounds like you are farting from your nose! The process of which is called nostril farting.

Don't worry love it won't smell, it's just nostril farts. I can't breathe goddamnit!!

by Han the man November 23, 2009

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

nostril sex

it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.

nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson

by nodemeister September 22, 2008

Nostril Bree

Snot, phlegm, boogers, that thick substance you can't get rid of no matter how many times you blow your nose when you've got a respiratory infection. Akin to lung cheese, except in your nose.

"I wish I could smell that fine meal you're making, but my head is full of nostril bree."

by Huda358 May 21, 2009