North Carolina 

1. A place mostly known for it's horrible basketball team the Tarheels. Once the bastian of tobacco this state has now become a cespool for scrubs who act like they know anything about basketball.
2. The punchline to every basketball joke ever invented.
3. Remembered for eight and twenty.
4. The favorite team of phules name Mike.

1. Don't laugh at me: I live in North Carolina.
2. Did you hear? North Carolina won the NCAA championship this year! Wait, what do you mean they didn't?
3. 2001-2002
4. Reyes

North Carolina by thebasketballtruthbringer March 31, 2010

north carolina 

The top of a bikini; the lower part being 'South Carolina.'

While doing the water slide, Caroline had a wardrobe malfunction. She lost North Carolina.

north carolina by Anemone 45 November 14, 2013

North Carolina 

North Carolina, state of beauty and grace. Hot summer, cold winter. Snows from December to March. Autumn brightly colorful leaves. Spring beautiful bright colored flowers. Ship graveyard of the Atlantic. Tallest apalchin mountains. Lots of people. Huge citys to wonder in. Lots of country. Lots of mix people from the north and South and from all over. Best bbq there ever is in Lexington. Lots of wild life verifying because and mountains. Perfect place to be.

North Carolina is a great place to live after retirement

North Carolina by Blueeyes May 14, 2018

North Carolina 

North Carolina is a state in America. It has mountains, beaches, and depending upon where you are, it snows during winter. I've heard that it is the superior Carolina, and I believe that, but as a North Carolinian myself, I'm extremely biased, so don't take my word for it.

North Carolina is located above South Carolina, to the right of Tennessee, and below Virginia. There are also many differences between North Carolina and South Carolina.

A: What's the weather like in North Carolina?
B: Right now, where I am, even though it's winter, it's too warm to sleep with blankets.
A: That sucks. You should move to Raleigh, it snows there every year, right?
B: Yes. Raleigh stole my town's snow supply, and I want revenge.

North Carolina by Idiotic Carolinian December 31, 2021

North Carolina Mudslide 

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

North Carolina Mudslide by Sychedelic March 22, 2016

North Carolina Mouse 

The act of stuffing a mouse up your ass and running through a cotton field

"Man, I tried the North Carolina Mouse yesterday and it was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had!"

"I herd that he tried the North Carolina Mouse. Man, I wish I was that daring"

North Carolina Mouse by nooo2657489+456 May 10, 2016

North Carolina Polo 

Art of wearing a tucked in Polo and khakis up to your belly button. Most often with boat shoes and a sunglass neckglass.

Lindsay: Hey Blaire, look at that retard over there. Who would wear that to a club.
Blaire: I think he is super hot.
Lindsay: Thats right you do love you some North Carolina Polos.

North Carolina Polo by p dog245 June 10, 2010