NILF

NIGGA ID LIKE TO FUCK

BRO I'D TOTALLY DO THAT NILF ACROSS THE STREET

by ajjna July 29, 2019

NILF

Nigga I'd love to fuck.

Joe:"Dont you think our African American studies professor is sooo hot?!"
Merv:"ikr!!! She's such a NILF!"
Joe:"Don't be racist."

by MervMundae December 23, 2020

Nilf

A fictional character who is super attractive, a fictional character you would fuck all day.

Example:
Me: Harry Potter is so hot
Friend: yeah, he's a Nilf

by Emmajack11 October 12, 2021

NILF

Nigga I’d Like to Fuck

Basically a booty call that you’d like to have sex with regularly. To get classified as a NILF, he has to be black, have stamina, and be versatile in bed. PERIODT.

Oh girl, he’s fine. Who is that?

Oh that’s just my NILF.

Oh I would love that NILF to disrespect me in bed.

by Cum Dumpster March 22, 2022

NILF

norwegian i'd like to fuck

tord is a NILF

by bitchassmotherfucker23 May 20, 2024

nilfisked

To take inappropriate advantage of another using unethical behavior.

I regret buying that used car from that slick salesman because it turned out to be a lemon. I got totally screwed Nilfisked.

by Don't Nilfisk me Dude. June 27, 2017

Nilfisked

Unfairly take advantage of another by treachery, scam, duplicity and miss direction.

He gave me a roll of quarters and when I opened it up, it was full of nickels! I got totally Nilfisked.

by Damnit. I'm screwed. August 17, 2017