nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

nerf by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

nerf by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

nerf by tacofab November 22, 2009

Nerf

To fall over and not break anything; to be soft and squishy; unable to break objects

Katie pulled a nerf. Did you see Katie take that nerf dive earlier? OMG, look at that nerfaholic! Did you see, that kid just got nerf-a-fied!?

Nerf by Pink Nerf October 15, 2008

nerf

To throw or launch something.

From Linkin Park, "In the End (Reanimation Mix)": "I pig-skin, I never nerf it"

nerf by Michael K. C. December 28, 2005

nerf

Not Even Ready For IT

-immature/inexperienced

C.lo.-look at him, what a NERF

nerf by k-wide September 1, 2005

nerf

something wack; usually used by some lame new fairfield yuppies

"thats nerf"

nerf by i am that guy October 27, 2008