Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

big neats

A more covert way of saying "Nigger Beater." Typically a Maglite flashlight having at least 2 D-cell batteries.

Dude! Grab Big Neats, Nigga stole mah bike!!

by MohammedJihad January 9, 2009

Nanster

A man typically a road man who likes older women and quite perverted

Oi fam nan peng aint she
Me:you a nanster blud

by Bummer January 4, 2020

naansplaining

When someone who is not Desi/South Asian tries to explain a concept or offer an incorrect pronunciation to someone who is South Asian because the former think they know better.

White person: "Would you like some naan bread with your order?"
Desi person: "We don't say naan bread. Naan is a type of bread."
White person: "No, we call it naan bread."
Desi person: "I am Indian. My family is from India. Are you naansplaining?"

by PurdueGuy79 November 30, 2022

Saucing Nans

One of Avxry's quotes. Means to kill someone in Fortnite really good

Theifs: Nice kill Axvry it was really good
Axvry: Yeah it was a good kill I am Saucing Nans

by bomber_boy9000 May 26, 2018

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

ur nans trans

The worstest of all of, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Very similar in power to ur granny tranny but stronger.

Jack - "ur mom gay"
Treys Mom - *gets diabetes*
Trey- "ur dad lesbian"
Jacks Dad - *dies of brain cancer*
Jack- "ur granny tranny"
Treys Granny- *trips on a cat and they both die*
Zach- "UR NANS TRANS"
Trey and Jack's Nans- *Kim Jong Un magically appears and sits on both of them*

by THOTDETECC March 11, 2018