A sid the sloth ugly looking ass hoe who does nothing but jerk off to his asuna body pillow all day and is dating an o'hare looking ass druggie with hair worse than ravens asshole
"Oh look, there's Myles. Run."
by bree ♡ January 17, 2018
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A FUCKING DICK HEAD WHO CAN'T SHUT THERE PUSSY ASS UP AND IS EXTREMELY GAY
by MylesIsABitGay July 30, 2020
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Myles is a cool,funny and creative 10 year old(for now). He made it to the central Jersey falcons and hows the most points on their team. He like basketball, Football, and baseball. He also likes to play video games. Lots of video games. His top favorite games are Madden 20, MLB Show 19, Star Wars Jedi: Lost Order, NCAA Football 14, and Gang Beast.

If you meet Myles get ready to have fun, as long say your nice to him he’ll be nice to you.
OMG MYLES IS SO GOOD ST VIDEO GAMES, and definitely sports!
by Super Hero Kid November 13, 2019
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Myles=More god than Elliott
Hey man Myles is a god!
by Peoplelietoooften November 15, 2019
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Myles is the type of guy to be blue-eyed blonde haired with lots of it! He is a slayer in bed and gets all the chicks typically dating people with names like Abbey or Ashton. His weaknesses are his sporting abilities as Myle's are usually multisport players slaying at one but sucking at the other. usually, a tennis player combined with basketball and hockey. Charismatic, funny, and handsome.
"You are terrible at basketball but great at soccer, how!"

"I think I am pulling a Myles"
by DefinEitaley right May 26, 2019
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Myles is a person who you have to think twice about since your sucked in to believe that he's so perfect when in actual fact he isn't, he's far from it. It's surprising that whenever you tell a Myles that you like, let alone love them, they just completely and utterly throw how you feel under a bus. You at least try to make a Myles understand but even though they may seem like the type that do, they don't, they're just to blinded by others false assumptions and accusations to truly see the truth of what is. And yes a Myles may be really good at sport but if you were to ask him how to spell orthopaedic he's completely useless.
Can a Myles pass and English exam like a Myles can pass a ball..?
by Mrs AM Noppers January 19, 2019
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