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french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
mugGet the french my asshole and make me cum !mug.

why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
by cuntsrus October 9, 2008
mugGet the why your mother sucks my asshole drymug.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.
by Renkari October 14, 2021
mugGet the bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouthmug.

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"
Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.
by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009
mugGet the bite my hairy assholemug.

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
mugGet the my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t givemug.

lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
mugGet the lick my duck’s asshole!mug.

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