masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005

munticated

When female chickens fuck up a paddock

The chickens have really munticated this paddock

by Freddoze June 17, 2016

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

Muffocate

When you get suffocated by muff!

Old John got muffocated, what a way to go!

by Muffocated February 8, 2021

mustycatboyss

a very seggc person, very swag and very nice. They probably stink like my left big toe, but i still love them sm lol

person: do you know mustycatboyss from tt?
me: yes i love them sm i'd do anything for them

by eatingyourfootrn.1 April 11, 2021