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hopeless musician

a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.
Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin
by punk plato October 20, 2021
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Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022
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Male Musician

A male musician can be a misogynist, a loser who got dumped, let alone rejected, an insecure man with a forced bravado, a rapper that sounds like every other one that’s out there, someone with a lot of money but a very mediocre artistic vision that everyone will end up listening to on every media platform.
by Bolts the Snowman February 20, 2024
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Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.
“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”
by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025
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Jake Evan’s Musician

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest
by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024
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Musicing

-verb
1. The act of an activity involving music. (dancing, singing, etc.)
2. Finding new music or deleting music from your playlist.
3. Sorting though your music.
4. Skipping though radio stations.
Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Oh, nothing much. Just musicing.
Person 1: Musicing?
by Arichan February 23, 2011
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COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
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