murf

mother you run from

oh shit! here comes that murf again!

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb December 12, 2008

murf

a person that comes into your house and an eats all your food then leaves with a box of crackers.

i went food shopping today and that murf came and ate all my food that fucking murf.

by nycstateofmind January 26, 2009

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc

2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf

2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 01, 2008

murf

Adjective for a sexually promiscuous male. A 'player' or 'pimp'.

Yeah dude that was murf!

by Kellen September 30, 2003

murf

v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.

Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.

by DasProfezzional May 04, 2005

Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 May 09, 2011

murf

a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER

thats a fine lookin murf over there

by jenko October 12, 2007