murf 

a swift jab to the mid section

i threw up after i got murfed

murf by paolini mc fin March 11, 2007

murf 

the opposite of smurf.
a rather large/muscular person.

Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!

murf by Ululani November 8, 2013

murf 

a human with fish like qualities

luke - look its murf
joanne - isnt that a fish?
luke - fiiiiiiiiiishy lips

murf by Poulson June 16, 2005

Murf 

Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.

MURF

Murf by Earl Penisburg February 18, 2011

Murf 

a rotting male or female reproductive organ

you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf

Murf by Ethan B. June 23, 2007

murf 

murf is a moron and someone that doesnt think before they speak, retard

see murf definition? da da dah

murf by ptman22 July 21, 2006

Murf 

Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots

Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister

Murf by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 28, 2018