muffing

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

by Giggles124 April 8, 2013

Muffingirl

The neice of The Muffin Man, from the classic song, "Do you know The Muffin Man?"

That J-pop CD belongs to Muffingirl.

by Muffingirl September 26, 2004

muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

by BandyE May 13, 2016

Muffingasm

When the mention of a muffin is so strong, it becomes orgasm-inducing.

Terri had a muffingasm after Jack got a muffin from downstairs.

by TuskyMC March 15, 2015

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

Muffing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"

"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

by Spoovo August 25, 2015