joshua mower

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

by bill shakespear January 25, 2018

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

lurn mower

The ghetto black girl way of saying lawn mower.

Go git the lurn mower and cut dat grass.

by ClassicDisastr September 12, 2009

Lawn Mower

Something that cuts the grass on your lawn, preferably a Mexican.

John Smith: Oh no, my lawn needs mowing. I need a lawn mower. Mario!
Mario Roche: Si senor! I mow your lawn for 50 cents!

by John Smith the 20th October 26, 2009

Butt Mower

The act of ripping anus hair with your teeth from a partners ass.

"Hey Man can you give me a Butt Mower?"

by Wayne Jenkins November 13, 2006

mud mower

A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.

I rode my mud mower like I ride my women

by Mud Mower guy February 07, 2018

Lawn Mower

Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.

"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010