Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.
Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!
Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!
by BabySizzle November 11, 2007
Get the MOWmug. 
short for Men Only Whores
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
guy: Dude Joe just finished playing MOW, he says that skylar fell into a pit of dirty hookers!
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.
by jxj-93 June 10, 2011
Get the MOWmug. Fuck cunt did you see that 4ft nigga abdul mow tfue and the 2 other clowns..
creator spoiling. i think not sure tho
defined as mowing time for the piggies.
creator spoiling. i think not sure tho
defined as mowing time for the piggies.
by Mcmowmowsnr July 14, 2019
Get the Mowingmug. by Leviticus Matthews September 21, 2017
Get the Spicy mow mowmug. verb
1 : to mow, to cut, to trim, to scythe, to reap, to lay in swaths
2 : to mow down, to cut down in large numbers, to shoot at accurately, to hit with gunfire, to massacre
1 : to mow, to cut, to trim, to scythe, to reap, to lay in swaths
2 : to mow down, to cut down in large numbers, to shoot at accurately, to hit with gunfire, to massacre
1. I was going to mow the lawn, but I couldn't because my cat was laying in it.
2. This guy came up to me, and said, "¡voy te acribillar!" and I was like, "what?" and my friend who knows spanish said, "he wants to mow you down," and I said, "who the hell mows down one guy!" and my friend said "apparently he does."
2. This guy came up to me, and said, "¡voy te acribillar!" and I was like, "what?" and my friend who knows spanish said, "he wants to mow you down," and I said, "who the hell mows down one guy!" and my friend said "apparently he does."
by el tigre pagano June 26, 2003
Get the Mowmug. by EllsonRose January 23, 2009
Get the mow-mowmug.