Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

Big Booty Young Money

A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.

A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.

Also see: Big Bootyism

We need some Big Booty Young Money!

You know what the kids are saying: Big Booty Young Money.

by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013

Money-Bitching

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

by L. Sharf July 23, 2012

all money in, no money out

1. Refers to intelligently investing one's wealth into something rather than spending or having expenses.

2. Putting currency in rather than out.

Nipsey Hussle said to be smart in life your mind must be at: "All money in, no money out!"

by D ReLL April 2, 2017

Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

Moneygeddon

After the realisation that words like recession and credit crunch simply aren't modern or cool enough, it came to light that the economic crisis had to be rebranded to something new.

Hence, "Moneygeddon" was born. It's a definition more in touch with both the youth of today, and audiences of all ages - it represents both the simplicity and danger of the current crisis.

Moneygeddon merchandise is now on sale, including the trademark Epic Fail Gordon Brown t-shirts. Don't be left behind.

"Did you see that awesome Moneygeddon mug on Newswipe last night?"

by NDenizen April 26, 2009