mitochondria

the powerhouse of the cell! produces ATP (adenosine triphosphate) using the process 'cellular respiration' (the aerobic one of course)

my mitochondria hurts because it is out of glucose

by Bioman May 13, 2005

Momocracy

a single mother's regime where the Mom takes control of the situation by casting the only vote that matters when it comes to decision making for the family.

"It doesn't matter if you both want McDonald's tonight; this is not a democracy...it is a Momocracy and Mom wants Mexican food for dinner"

by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010

monocle lewinsky

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014

mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

by Noodle January 16, 2005

mooch for cooch

An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.

She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.

by The Shamann September 17, 2015

room-mooch

People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.

An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!

by givinmyopinions April 28, 2006

Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009