Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Monobrow

A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.

'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.

by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004

monoctrination

to hold a monopoly on indoctrination and claim that any rejection of such indoctrination is 'blasphemy'

Gary : you know I think religion is just a bunch of lies

Father Gordon : HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR 'GOD' YOU BLASPHEMER!

Gary : your attempt to silence me for disagreeing with you with a word created by your 'religion' is an epic fail, yeah whatever, your monoctrination stops here, and now.

by RandomBastard December 19, 2008

Monobrogamy

In bro culture, the structure of an exclusive bromantic relationship between two bros. Most monobrogamous relationships require fundamentally strict adherence to single-bro coupling, though some will experiment with non-monobrogamy and polybromory.

Chad, I was honest from the start that I'm only into monobrogamy. I cannot accept your bromantic relationship with Keith.

by Squalidly Intakes October 30, 2016

Caca de mono

One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.

🎵 Caca de monooooo, ca.

Caca de mono, caca de mono🎵

by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020

monobiguous

having a single meaning only; not open to more than one interpretation

Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face

Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?

Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream

by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005