Morrior

A fat racist viewer of Moristiko.

That guy has to be a morrior he's fat and racist!!!

by babi3d October 4, 2021

David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

paul morris

Fishes for a living and is also the father of the nonce that is Brogan Morris.
He is also a bigger nonce and walks out of his house naked.

Person 1: "Look over there!"
Person 2: "That's Paul Morris, he always walks out naked".

by zaneyiscool November 11, 2019

Tim Morris

An African American tri-athlete from Rancho Cucamonga who is best known for his profession to excell in strength, agility, his very abnormal stature in size. Tim Morris is well known in the Baseline League for his most outrageous proformance of being a high school wrestler. Morris' name spread around the world of american folkstyle wrestling due to his astounding strength and painful tactics he uses on the mat, let alone his speed. In May of 2021, Morris was named the most feared wrestler in the Inland Empire.

John:"Didn't you hear?"
Amber: " Hear what?"
John: " Tim Morris won the Summer Scramble in the HWT class!"
Amber: "You think he'll be a state champion?"
John: " Beats me."

by Cliff Keen Athletics November 22, 2021

Scott Morrison

A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)

That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.

Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.

by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008

morris day & the motherfuckin' time

one of the sweetest bands to come around!

see also jay and silent bob

jungle love..... oh wee oh wee oh

by wordtothe3rd January 4, 2004